doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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