You're so nebulous sometimes
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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