I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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