We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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