I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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