dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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