I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
did i walk over a car last night?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
