btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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