He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
