I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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