i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
And then my night got REAL pukey
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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