Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
