And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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