i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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