just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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