I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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