i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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