Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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