Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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