I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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