so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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