Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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