Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize