What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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