Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Sober January is a disaster.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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