The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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