So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can text with my tongue
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I wish you could order shots online.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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