Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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