if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We need a shit load of segways right now
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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