ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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