Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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