Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
