well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
