Dual....:-)
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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