But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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