I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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