He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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