Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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