So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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