Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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