Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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