Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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