i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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