Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i believe in u and ur pee
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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