Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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