i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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