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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I can't trust your balls anymore.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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