Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
