Sry I called you an 8
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Never joke about your clitoris.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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