he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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