I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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