And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
